so, i’ve been trying out this raw cleanse, it normally should be atleast thirty days and so far i’m three days in. i’ve heard a lot of talk about detoxing- which basically means i’ll initially feel like complete crap for the first five or so days of the process. along with feeling like physical crap, your emotions may even go down the shitter temporarily. i guess this morning it all hit me. i woke up with a pounding headache, extreme lethargy, and mid cold-like symptoms. i’ve yet to reach the point of feeling “euphoric,” let alone remotely greater than normal. i’m just exhausted with a hint of garlic scent. this might just have to be a week long journey every month, because as far as i’m concerned i want a plate of disco fries toped with a surf taco and irish coffee on the side.